puttum pleng

meaning vagina, pussy.

Have you gotten any puttum pleng lately?

by metman November 16, 2007

puteus

The hole on the bottom of a puffalump. (a stuffed animals vagina)

Cowie wanted to have sex like the older kids so she made a hole like a real vagina and called it her puteus!

by marry janne May 2, 2008

putu bomb

to hijack an unsuspecting victims facebook profile and alter their status update to reflect a vulgar statement which must include the word 'putu'. Basically 'putu' is equal to 'VJJ'.

A putu bomb = Candice loves putu

by natsui May 23, 2010

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011

putzgrab

1. A form of journalistic faggotry.

2. an overly dramatic or sensational newspaper, internet, or television headline that is designed to grab the readers attention; BUT the headline has NOTHING (almost nothing) to do with the story.
3. An extremely obese and/or ugly woman with a sexy voice walks up behind a man and grabs his genitals...he is very interested til he sees her.

Headline:
CONGRESS APPROVES FUNDING FOR FAGGOTRY
article contains info on funding for farm bill..

Quote"that headline was just a putzgrab, brah"

by Guy Forcheese August 6, 2011

putzy putzy

A way of greeting or saying hi to a putz

Hey putzy putzy!

by Putzyforlife January 10, 2014

Putulumu

A modern dance named after the Northern Californian town "Petaluma": a mix between ballet and twerking

Yeah, she's been dancing Putulumu since the age of 7. She's really knows how to work that (most) bangin bod

by Streetlightkid81 March 28, 2015