Vladimir Putin
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
by AlexZondervan June 13, 2011
Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.
by I eat poop 69 March 14, 2022
The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.
"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"
by i sharted😭 March 04, 2022
by Helpmylifelol March 08, 2022
Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
by TSDG619 November 15, 2020
by e b u r u t . a . July 27, 2022
Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.
by wangodango March 22, 2015