by Subdaimon September 1, 2022
Get the Putin mug.Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.
Why does Putin's military only target civilians?
Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!
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by WoM2022 October 5, 2022
Get the putin mug.Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
by GreatD December 19, 2022
Get the Putin mug.Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.
Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.
Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.
Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!
Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!
*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."
Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!
*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."
by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023
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A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023
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