pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching big mouth and read the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

pistachip

The way a child reads the word pistachio

My sister was watching Big Mouth reads the bag of pistachios the hormone monster was eating
Sister- " pistachip"
Mom- no that says pistachio
Sister- but it looks like pistachip, doesn't it

by ThisWorks July 12, 2018

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

Pistacchio Syndrome

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020

poostachio

When you can smell "poo" but can't tell where the heck the stench is coming from. Often associated with a animal or toddler's inherent ability to stash their poo which leads to a game of "What's that smell?" or "What died in here?"

I've searched everywhere and even gone through three cans of fabreeze but still can't find the source of the stench in this house...we've got ourselves a poostachio!

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe January 7, 2021

eustachio

Very charming with an amazing personality. Down to earth and always spend quality time with families, friends and loved ones. Very resilient and determined to accomplish life goals. Will never give up no matter what until he gets what he desires. Your life will be a good one when you around Eustachio because he will encourage and motivate you in becoming the best version of yourself.

Meeting Eustachio is one of the best things that could happen to you.

Eustachio is going for dinner with His friends.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2022

mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022