sex puma

A strange character from far off lands who spends his time hunting down innocent females to woo with his almost god like sex appeal.

"Look at that guy prowling around the club"
"Yeah he's looking for a tasty woman"
"God, he's a right sex puma ey"
"Darn tootin'"

by brez182 May 12, 2009

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Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.

"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

by Cletis Vandamme June 26, 2008

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Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011

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The holy lord, the one true god who’s word is fact. His ability to be inclusive and trendy makes him the best youtuber on the planet. No - not best youtuber. The best human being to date. Vinylic Puma gaming is the perfect human, and every time he uploads a video a parade is held in the streets and people rejoice as their salvation has come.

So I must come together and say, keep waiting for another #pumacounts

The holy lord vinylic puma gaming is perfection.

by Rooples July 13, 2019

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