proudcamper

Best teleport camper eva!

Suicide Bob: Dude, stop fuckin camping Ahh!!! I'm DEAD! proudcamper: Would you like an apple pie with that?

by Dmitriv October 3, 2003

proud banana

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

Proud Alpapa

The pride you feel when your Alpaca gives birth.

Rob's Alpaca was having a baby, and he was brimming with great pride, he had become a Proud Alpapa

by Eddie Weinertuck September 24, 2012

Proud Parrot

The act of a homeless person within Central Park flashing you unexpectedly but with great passion

"hey i'm gonna call you back i just got proud parroted and i need to throw up in the bush now."

by whatwolves September 4, 2013

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world

One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."

by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

Prodouche

When someone is exhibiting extreme and abnormal levels of being a douche.

*Office scenario*
-Man: "I totally ruined the entire kitchen because my yogurt fell on the floor, so no one can use the kitchen now."
-Man2: "Bro, you're a prodouche, why would you do that???"

by spidey25 May 10, 2017

Prodocotive

It's when your being productive, but your wearing something slutty

You look very prodocotive tonight

by ArtsyVS December 18, 2018