Hoes promise

a way of swearing or promising that you are telling the truth

karsyn hoes promise that she didnt put anything in jackies food

by doorant girl June 30, 2008

bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010

Promise

Promise is a very beautiful and amazing person.. she usually has a big impact on your life and changes everything keep her cherish every moment you have because it doesn't last forever love her with all of your heart because one day she wont be there anymore make it last she is the best girl in the world

I love promise

by Scott22517 June 6, 2018

Promise

The only true bad bitch out here

My name is Promise .

by Probably Promise March 27, 2017

promise

a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.

i promise that i won't tell her

by supergrl August 18, 2005

Serbian Promise

A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being fullfilled.

(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.

(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".

(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tyre pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".

by DJBlitzkrieg December 27, 2008

Thumb Promise

A sacred vow more powerful then a pinky promise. If it is a girl who broke said thumb promise she is intitled to 40 hours of oral sex upon the person who had the promise brokded. If its between two guys you must chop off either of your nuts for punishment.

dont break thumb promises

by Hello kitty 69 May 8, 2008