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5 points

a girl, who is on a list, called "Girls with big ass pussy'" She is the only one on the list. And everytime you see her, you get 5 points if you see her first
Megan Marcus aka black hole, 5 points, girl with big ass pussy,
by dwayne Johnson the third March 30, 2009
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Five Points

A rough run down, area in Denver, used to be refered to as the "Harlem of the West" because of it was home to one of the largest African American population bases west of the Mississippi. It was originally a very safe and calm area where a lot of the days Jazz players and Blues musicians would stay going to the west coast, eventually the neighboorhood gave way to urban decay and neglect and became a drug and crime infested area during the 70s, 80s and early 90s. The Black Mayor Wellington Webb who was dubbed as "The Mayor of Five Points" made it his mission to clean up the nieghboorhood during the 90s and for the most part was sucsessful. More mexicans and white people have moved in but it still isn't a place you would want to just roam around in.
John - "Yea some sick bastard killed a toddler in Five Points"

Marvin - "Man Five Points stay loosing"
by Marvin 2 October 6, 2008
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Hoe Points

The hoe point system is a way of calculating how much of a "hoe" a person is based on the number of people they have hooked up with. You can earn anywhere between 1 and 5 hoe points with any person based on what exactly you have done with them.

1 points is earned if you have kissed a person on the lips or made out with them.
2 points are earned for caressing the person genitals with your hands (or feet, if you do not have hands).
3 points are earned for oral sex.
4 points are earned for sexual intercourse.
5 points are earned for anal sex. (unless it's between two males. Then it's just 4 points because that's the only way it can happen.)

The amount of points you receive for each person is the highest point amount that you and them have partaken in. For example, If sally and I made out, and then she gave me a blow job afterward in the parking lot of Walmart, I would only have 3 points because they do not add up, even if I had returned the favor, It would still just be 3 points. Also, had we met up again the next weekend and hooked up again, no more points would be added because hoe points are specific to each person, not to each time you hook up.

The best way to keep track of your hoe points is to list every person you have hooked up with in your lifetime in chronological order and to what extent and then total up the points.
Let's say I hooked up with all these people:

Ashley (made out on multiple occasions): 1pt
Katie (made out once): 1pt
Erin (ohhh you touch my tralala): 2pts
Sarah (You took my virginity and then cheated on me. You slut): 4pts
Stephanie (drunken hookups count too): 1pt

By adding up these points, I would have a total of 9 hoe points.
by Sneaky Pirate July 5, 2010
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G Points

Gangster points; upon ascertaining a certain number of G points one can classify themselves as a G or Gangsta
The number of loosie spots a nigga is able to get served in adds to ones g points..ie yo that nigga traapa get served in all dem loosie spots he a OG nahmsayin
by YOUNG_TRAPPA March 16, 2010
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ninja points

Points awarded to an individual for being sneaky, ninja like, or bad ass.
Jumping off a 8 story building, rolling and jumping into a bush, raping your rival ninjas girlfriend (willingly), and eating his lunch in front of him without being caught.

result: 10 ninja points.
by Ducky Ninja January 17, 2008
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princess points

Status points measuring style, grace, and overall fierceness ascribed to female impersonators by their fellow drag queens'
First coined in the movie "Too Wong Foo" . As drag queens are often a catty lot, any individual queen's princess point total is subject to wild fluctuations and change at any time.
Ooh girl that was so not fierce, (snap, snap) you lose ALL your princess points.

Love the gown, major princess points Miss Thing!
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
by Tara I'm Terrible December 15, 2010
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