Skip to main content

Poorcrastination

The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.
"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."
by teezaweezl February 4, 2010
mugGet the Poorcrastination mug.

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating
I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.
by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010
mugGet the procrastipation mug.

Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
mugGet the Procrastibation mug.

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
by Jason1228 September 30, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Procrastinating mug.

Procrastination

the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P
Procrastination is the way!
by peace143 February 7, 2010
mugGet the Procrastination mug.

Procrastination

What you’re doing right now is procrastination
by Kidswillbekids May 5, 2019
mugGet the Procrastination mug.

procrastination

delaying of some job until later; may be due to lack of enthusiasm or tiredness.
Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."
by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010
mugGet the procrastination mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email