Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.

Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(

by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008

Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

Procopio

1. In biology, a species of leprachaun that has evolved to have significant human contact.

"Look at that Procopio in the hallway!"

by F yee April 8, 2003

Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

Procauc

One whom is solely attracted to Caucasian individuals.

Adrienne: "I only like white men"
David: "So you're procauc (:"

by EpicFailurex2 November 11, 2010

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018