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prius

A very fashionable car that makes you look "environmentally conscious." People also think the fuel economy is unbelievably amazing.

The fact is, however, that if you are really interested in saving the environment and gas, a regular subcompact is a much better choice. Older subcompacts such as the Geo Metro, some Honda Civics, the Toyota Tercel, and so on actually got equal or better gas mileage, often above 50 mpg. There is also no electric motor or batteries to mess with, so they are cheaper and easier to fix. These reliable little cars are so cheap to buy and maintain today that it is ridiculous to claim a new Prius saves money.

They also have zero environmental impact, since the are already manufactured. In addition, hybrids' gigantic battery packs full of lead, toxic heavy metals and acid, screw the environment so badly that some people have calculated that a Hummer H3 has less environmental impact.

Also, conventional cars can be hundreds of pounds lighter without the batteries. Performance (and fuel economy) is improved. There is also more room/fewer ugly bulges/ lower aerodynamic profile without a battery pack.

However, this will not convince the liberals who only want to LOOK like they are on the right path.
Liberal nerd: "Everyone should own a Prius! It just makes sense! I can't believe it gets 45 mpg! I'm really just self-interested, because it will save me $$ in the long run!"

Liberal nerd who knows something about cars: Dude, my 1992 Honda Civic VX gets 60 mpg, and it looks better even though it's 17 years old. I bought it for $500 and I can do all the maintenance myself. It can also dust your battery pack on wheels.

Nerd 1: Hey, it's worth it for the status it gives me.
by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009
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painus

Other way of saying "penis".
Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.
by Morango September 14, 2008
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Prius pocket

A neighborhood where you can count three or more Priuses (Prii?) in consecutive driveways or parked out front if it's a really urban Prius pocket.

Honda Insights and Ford Escape Hybrids can be substituted for Priuses to meet the minimum threshold of three.
We accidentally drove through a Prius pocket, but the green zombies were all inside their solar salons and did not attack our 8 cylinder lifted pickup truck.
by Jay Langley February 11, 2010
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prius complex

(noun): fear of passage by a hybrid vehicle, generally responding with rapid acceleration in an attempt to preserve driver dignity; Especially severe in response to light-haired female hybrid operators; Most prevalent in red states; See also 'Little Man's Syndrome' as it relates to fear and overcompensation
I can't pass this guy on the interstate BC he has mad prius complex!
by Big P From Behind January 30, 2015
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printsive

a writing style that's a combination between print and cursive.
I don't like to pick up my pen every letter and cursive is too fancy, so I write in printsive.
by oamadeusamadues October 6, 2015
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priusphobia

The Fear of Toyota Prius'
"I have priusphobia, i only drive cars with atleast 150hp"
by Blue~ December 21, 2015
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Priusing

When something that is simple or fairly straightforward goes terribly wrong
I am trying to watch this video online but it keeps buffering because the internet is priusing.
by trami89 February 25, 2017
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