by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Get the perimenopause mug.1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 17, 2011
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A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
Get the preemptive break up mug.Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.
by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013
Get the preemie mug.The awkward stage of a relationship before you are "going out" but when you have been on several dates and are cleary going to go out.
by Arge Barge May 1, 2006
Get the Premance mug.Blocking someone on a social networking site, hookup site or app before that person has ever had a chance to contact you.
Gay Guy A: Eww, look at that nasty old man!
Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?
Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!
Gay Guy B: Nashty.
Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?
Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!
Gay Guy B: Nashty.
by Larrold June 8, 2011
Get the Preemptive Block mug.A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.
by Jimbles October 18, 2008
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