the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.
Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
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She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
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The urge to pee created when in the presence of others who need to urinate or are urinating.
Often used in cases of inebriation where one individual "breaks the seal" and brings everyone's attention to their own bladders causing many subsequent bathroom trips.
Also used when girls go to the washroom together during a night out whether or not they all had to go in the first place.
Often used in cases of inebriation where one individual "breaks the seal" and brings everyone's attention to their own bladders causing many subsequent bathroom trips.
Also used when girls go to the washroom together during a night out whether or not they all had to go in the first place.
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