He-peating

When a woman says something and it is ignored, but a man says the exact same thing and he is called a genius.

Bob was just he-peating Betty's idea that had been ignored when the Board stated it was the best idea they had ever heard.

by Mwcmiaw October 13, 2018

plating

A verb form used casually to describe the scoring of a runner in baseball.

"Why does Javier Vazquez have such a pedestrian ERA despite having a solid WHIP ratio and walk/strikeout rates?

--I guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him."

by Ren H0ek June 11, 2006

pating

the sound of the noise it makes when a bullet hits a chinese person in a bullet proof vest

i roll around whalley and shoot that wack chanker and ''paTING'' his ass get up and maul me.

by DaBomb. September 4, 2006

reverse Praying Mantis

OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.

Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis

by sheisducksick August 25, 2011

middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017

Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Pratting

When someone transforms themselves from reasonably chubby to a sexy and extremely muscular, in the style of actor Chris Pratt.

Have you seen John recently, he's pratting and lost like 40 pounds.

by Agt678 April 27, 2015