Pain in my ass

When a person is annoying me specifically

He keeps interrupting me when I am busy, so he is a pain in my ass.

by Jess Z February 26, 2009

Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"

by Gribby May 23, 2008

painal

The act of a penis or suitable proxy being delivered to the anus with such vigor as to cause immense pain.

Max and Luke decided that the only way to properly end their boys' night out was with an intimate bout of painal.

by Joe_Not-so-cool April 21, 2014

pain olympics

a shock video on the internet in which a man cuts off his own penis.

Tommy puked after he watched the Pain Olympics.

by raven68 June 28, 2007

pain bone

A large, thick penis that is capable of hurting a partner during intercourse. A pain bone would be considered to be in the top 10% of large penises.

"Steve hung that pain bone in me last night, and now I can barely walk today !"

by Big Poppa South April 16, 2010

Pain Series

Images that not only make you feel like a real man for your courage, but also make you feel sick.

Ugh, I felt kinda strong when I saw the Pains, but I also felt sick...

by Dot See Ex July 11, 2004

royal pain in the ass

aka (euphemistically) pain in the butt. A true pain, something damn boring, annoying, offending, labored, troublesome, exhausting or if something just extraordinarily sucks!
Has gotten 'popular' thru J.D. Salinger's catcher in the rye, said various times by the story's main character Holden.

Me: Dude, this math test was a royal pain in the ass!!
Geek: How come I aced it?- $20 from my dad...

by Stiffmeister February 23, 2005