porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

Porcelain Bus

Name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. Not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above

Shit, I had a few too many jagers, I think i may need to drive the porcelain bus

by timb082 February 5, 2009

pounce

To jump on someone or something (preferebly in a sexual way)

Tiffiny, let's go pouncing tonight!

by Samerz April 2, 2004

Porcelain Cowboy

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.

I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'

by jterry September 16, 2007

tuna pouch

When you can't tell if a female co-worker made a tuna sandwich or sat on the counter

Co-worker 1: did you make a tuna sandwich?
Co-worker 2: No why?
Co-worker 1: Wash out that tuna pouch...

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

Quarter Pounce

While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he finally pounces on it.

Scottie: "HEY LOOK! A quarter!"
Old man: "Oh yeah look at that."
Scottie: "You better quarter pounce that!"
Old Man: "Oh yeah, I'll pounce all over that."

by goodnightlydz April 27, 2009

STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

by weave March 26, 2003