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potato

A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.
Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!
by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015
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Did you record this with a potato?

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..
Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"
by SParwa August 23, 2011
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potato packer

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.
That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.
by Mokanutz420 October 3, 2010
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Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)
Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.
by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017
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potatoland

potatoland is one of my favorite jd YouTubers even tho their videos kinda suck.
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PoTaTo-C

"put time on the calendar"

1. a polite way to request that someone else creates a calendar invite so you don't have to
2. a way to tell someone you will create an invite on your Google Calendar
1. "Please potato-c for that meeting."
2. "I will potato-c you."
by makeitathing August 25, 2021
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PotatoKai

Potatokai gets me wet.
by DirtyPickles_ November 24, 2021
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