Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Potado

Something that is meant to happen

See him opening the door for his lady , now that's what your potado

by Stacy james. . October 3, 2020

patagattino

someone who has dyslexia and dysgraphia

a: can you read this for me?

b: yes ofc: "mi m-udb afs?"
a: are you patagattino?

a: can you write: "happy birthday"?
b: yes! - phapy hrtibayd-
a: uhm..are you patagattino?

by me sad sniff sniff April 18, 2021

pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

potana

Greek word for slut/whore, great insult for non Greek speaking people

'oi Jonny, Helens such a Potana'

by shortloudgreek October 23, 2022

pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019

Portage

A smallllll ass town in Indiana by Lake Michigan and Chicago filled with houses, houses, and more houses.. besides like a billion crappy fast food places and farm.

having the mooost smelly ass bowling alley and the small movie theater With crappy schools like Willowcreek, Fegley, Portage High and, Nativity.. its pretty boring.

I'd say the coolest part abut Portage is OD. the little town by the beach.

dude: Dood, I'm going to Portage for the weekend

shelia: What do you do there, like milk cows???

dude: nah, i just go to the smelly ass bowling alley, and watch movies at the tiny ass movie theater... oh yeah, and stuff my face with fast food.

by anjubtehe May 2, 2006