Poser:
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Example 1:
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
by Moe Master September 15, 2005
Get the posersmug. A dumbass hypocrite trendwhore conformist asshole who can't think for his/herself. They like anything their friends like, like a band, and usually don't know any songs by that band. When you ask them they usually say they like all of their songs and never mention one.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.
Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
Dumbass Poser: lolz I lyk My chemical romance im sooo punk now. wots ur favorite band?
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
Me: Alice In Chains
Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!
Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".
Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL
Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?
Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)
Me: Suuure you do.
by AliceInChainsRock May 14, 2006
Get the posermug. People who buy rock and "punk" t-shirts at places such as Nordstrom and Meier and Frank, for $40 dollars, then flaunt them off on their "Myspace".....and call themselves punks and/or rockers.....
*True Story* Poser in a Pink shirt.....
A girl I knew was wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt. (Pink Floyd is my favorite band.) I asked her where she got it. She responded, "Nordstrom, isn't it freakin' wicked?!" (Exact Qoute, just imagine it in a ditsy voice). So I then ask her, "What's your favorite Pink Floyd song?
"Dark Side of the Moon, duh!"
"Song, not Album..."
"It is a song, it says so on the shirt!"
(For those of you who don't get it....there is no Pink Floyd song called Dark Side of the Moon, it's in the lyrics....)
A girl I knew was wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt. (Pink Floyd is my favorite band.) I asked her where she got it. She responded, "Nordstrom, isn't it freakin' wicked?!" (Exact Qoute, just imagine it in a ditsy voice). So I then ask her, "What's your favorite Pink Floyd song?
"Dark Side of the Moon, duh!"
"Song, not Album..."
"It is a song, it says so on the shirt!"
(For those of you who don't get it....there is no Pink Floyd song called Dark Side of the Moon, it's in the lyrics....)
by Chainmail May 6, 2006
Get the posermug. by Evan May July 25, 2008
Get the posermug. Look at that poser over there wearing skate clothes and acting all cool. Why can't he just be himself?
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
Get the posermug. Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music
example: Avril Lavigne.
example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 14, 2006
Get the Posersmug. 1. someone who tries way too hard to fit in with a social group
2. anybody who wears a visor beanie
3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser
4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much
5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped
6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle
2. anybody who wears a visor beanie
3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser
4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much
5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped
6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle
"sam watson is such a poser, he always walks around with that gay visor beanie and his collar popped. he does everything matt tells him to just to try to impress him, he doesnt even realize that matt doesnt even like him that much"
see also deuchebag
see also deuchebag
by deadprez92 January 18, 2007
Get the posermug.