Pooba

a godly rare sex toy that is used in the creation of holy water

john fucked the pooba sphere and his dick fell off then he died a quick painful death

by bonar78 December 5, 2020

pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

pootas

Tight quinched butthole

"Josh has the biggest pootas

by Weeknightdick August 19, 2016

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Poitaly

The country where Potalian people originally come from.

Your great grandma An-a Nood came from Poitaly when she was young, in her babooshka.

by NoodleDoodle October 18, 2008

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017