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pooche

A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan
i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.
by sascha bismarck March 28, 2009
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Pooched

The meaning of pooch is similar to being "Done" Or "Finished" The word is now used in all sorts of conversations to date.

Poochied: Is more of a word for stoners; after they smoked a big dart, drank a 6 to a 12 pack.. If they are really loaded they might say they are "Pickled"
I just took the longest shit to date. I'm Pooched, I'm drained, I'm going the fuck to bed.

This cigerette is finished, it's pooched.
I'm baked like a lays chip i'm pooched.
by 613tdm April 26, 2011
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pooche

the sound a vagina makes when you pull out. also used for randomly saying something when nothing else to say.
dude, that sounded like a pooche. (awkward silence) POOCHE!!
by rmzman27 February 21, 2011
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poocheeto

the act of shoving cheeto's in a girls asshole during sex, cumming in her ass then later her shitting the cheeto's out and eating them
me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she's a fan of poocheeto's, this was the best super bowl ever!
by John and Joe are fucking awsum February 22, 2008
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Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Porsche

Proves Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything
by bob July 10, 2003
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