pont

the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it

ku <3 EbaK: haha, pont
noob1: :'

by jason October 12, 2004

Pontiac

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.

by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008

Taylor Ponte

A Disgusting excuse for a male, who is a trog at heart. Sadly, (not really) majority of people who know him think hes A) homosexual and B) just a dumb faggot. Has friends, but they arent as close to him as he thinks they are.

I met this kid last night, he's such a Taylor Ponte. Sucks for him.
Wow his ex- girlfriend is sooo hot, bummer he pulled a Taylor Ponte.

by the natives are restless February 25, 2009

penut butter vibes

Good feelings when you're happy.

Feeling you get when you're high.

When I was out with my friends last night I could feel the penut butter vibes.

When I took a hit of Mark's blunt, it gave me some penut butter vibes.

by Giant_bitch December 27, 2015

ponte vedra

Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.

"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."

by charlyphraser June 26, 2014

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

by Jeremy December 23, 2004

ponktacology

The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk

I've been studying ponktacology with my nephews.

by Pittsburgh_Girl45 August 25, 2017