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Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people
Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich
by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013
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Pontiac IL

A town in central IL between one corn field (sometimes it is a bean field) and another.
I blinked while on I55 and almost missed Pontiac IL!
by Dead Fatman April 29, 2009
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pontelume

n. Informal pl. pontelumes
A cute pet.
Those pontelumes are so good.
by Amy Schulz January 22, 2005
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pontiac g5

A mid-sized sport coupe designed to replace the pontiac sunfire. Offered as a base 2.2L 148hp 4cyl, or a more powerful 2.4L 173hp 4cyl GT. 5 speed manual is standard and this car has plenty of get up and go. Is an awesome car by GM. Closely related to the chevy cobalt.
Wow! that pontiac g5 is really sharp!
by bob dick nelly April 14, 2009
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Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.
He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.
by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
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Ricky Ponting Bum Tap

The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010
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pontiferous

speak for a long time and say absoultly nothing
The bishop at my conformation was pontiferous.
by Meghan and Lizz December 28, 2007
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