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pokemon

A very child oriented RPG made in Japan (place where all the crazy shit came from) in the good old year of 1995. Strange but true, its mayoritie of players are college smoke joints post teenagers, not children.
It can drive an asshole fullretard
This game is made for children, but my asshole father is playing it.
Yeah. Just like he got vicious with Pokemon, what a tool
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Pokemon

A critically acclaimed game series that has gained a kiddie reputation thanks to the cards and the Anime.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.

Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.
Pokemon is a great game series, I guess.
by Niglet Diglett May 14, 2018
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Pokemon

Pokemon is love Pokemon is life, Pokemon is only for real niggas who don't mess around
by SupLickMe July 29, 2014
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Pokemon

Pokemon really means Jamaican protologist. The game came after the original meaning of the word, when Pikachu...nah... too long of a story. Take my word for it.
What is wrong man? why are you so down?
I just came from the pokemon, man.
by Juan Primo November 29, 2007
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Pokemon

A game created by satan to lure little kids to do his bidding.
Bobby, Pokemon is the Devil.
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
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pokemon

"Nick! Stop watching pokemon!"
by sorryunknown July 19, 2012
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Pokemon

A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.
10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!

Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire

10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.

Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.

10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.

Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.

10 year old: (Starts crying)
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 21, 2011
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