Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

pointerouter

Annoying people that without fail point out anything that is incorrect even if they do not actually know.

11/ 11/ 2016 1:53 PM Rideout, Joshua:

what time are you leaving
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

maybe a little before 3
I have been here since 5
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM Rideout, Joshua:

no one likes a bragger
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

I should let my dog out
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM Rideout, Joshua:

k - im thinking around then too. Take me a little over an hr to do the full trip
11/ 11/ 2016 1:54 PM

I way trying to rhyme no brag

11/ 11/ 2016 1:55 PM Rideout, Joshua:

nothing about what you said rhymes
11/ 11/ 2016 1:56 PM

I did say try
no one likes a pointerouter

by Kefuak November 11, 2016

Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.

“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”

by JunkHunk February 14, 2018

poinkers

Another word for a males testicles

The mans poinkers were as hard as watermelons

by Insert-name May 31, 2018

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

10 pointer

A big deer

I shot a 10 pointer when I was hunting today

by Mmaaadddiiieee July 19, 2017

3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court

man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!

by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017