Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.

Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!

by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009

Joe the Plumber

1. Blanket description of a group of people, similar to Average Joe or Joe Sixpack. Joe the Plumber represents hard-working citizens who perform a task vital to the community.

2. Nickname for Joe Wurzelbacher during the 2008 US presidential election, who got his 15 minutes of fame by confronting Barack Obama with a hypothetical scenario of buying the plumbing business he worked for that would allegedly put him in the top tax bracket. The actual income of the business he was babbling about didn't reach above a quarter of the taxable income needed before the threshold.

1. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know for a fact that Joe the Plumber can bench over 350 lbs.

2. Aight, so I called up my dawg named Joe Wurzelburger.. Wurzelb... Joe the Plumber, and his imaginal business would be taxed higher in that one's tax plan!

by Apocryphite February 22, 2009

Breeding Plumage

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.

Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.

by js1995 January 13, 2010

Plum Smuggler

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.

Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.

by Kranston July 8, 2005

plumber

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

by MMc November 1, 2003

Dry Plum

Street name for any product of marijuana like wax or bud. Used in Izaiah Rashad's song "Heavenly Father," when he claims to be "addicted to dry plum."

pot
maryjane
fire
tree
weed

Aye I'm gonna hit my guy up for some dry plum.

by slickslander December 13, 2014

Sudbury plumber

The act of wrapping one's scrotum around another man's cock, thereby "insulating" the "pipe". This is made easier by first taking a prolonged hot shower, so as to lower "the boys" and loosen the skin.

So-called because of the cold, lonely winter nights in Sudbury, Ontario.

"What did you do after the bar yesterday?"
"We went back to my place, and I gave Floyd the Sudbury plumber."

by Stergan January 8, 2009