pist

1)Pissed with a slur. intoxicated, blotto, drunken.
2)Piste- a field of battle, a fencing piste - or the pub when the size of a pint is discussed.
3)Pist- a skiing trail or well walked path - like the path from home to the pub.
4)Pist-off - annoyed, irritated, hating the world. See sober.
5)pist - an unclean toilet seat.
4)Pist-off - annoyed, irrated, hating the world. See sober.

The National Pist - a drunken newspaper from canada www.pist.ca

by Cloudesley January 24, 2004

Pisster Sister

When there is more than one sister, whoever is the pissest is the Pisster Sister, and the less pisster must therefore look after the Pisster Sister.

Sister 1: I'm SOOO wrecked!
Sister 2: Not as wrecked as me!
Sister 1: I SOOO am!
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay?
Sister 2: Okay.
Sister 1: Okay!
Sister 2: So, you're the pisster sister?
Sister 1: I'm th...(falls down, unconscious).
Sister 2: Yeah, ye'are (Sister 1 then proceeds to carry Sister 1 home).

by Sinead April 22, 2005

Pisot

This means that you are a nice person

Japo is pisot

by Apoc69 January 21, 2021

pisitive

the act of being positive and pissed at the same time

I'm pisitive the other party will win this election.

by Inkster_2000 November 2, 2010

pisht

V: A violent combination of pissing, shitting, and vomiting at the same time.

N: The combination of piss, shit and vomit in liquid form.

Dude, I went to go use the bathroom but some guy was pishting in the stall! Fuckin' gross!

by EmbalmNadia April 13, 2011

Pisstol Pete Maravich

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.

Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

by rjm1974 July 31, 2011

pisster

To make more pissed off.

stop that, you're getting me pisster.

by Jeffreev July 9, 2006