Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.

by mr exx February 21, 2009

Penguin Honest

The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!

I Love you.

Penguin honest??

Penguin Honest :)

by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009

penguin attack

When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.

You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!

by The Regent October 18, 2010

penguins freezing in antartica

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011

Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.

Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010

i-Penguined

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.

Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!

by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013

chubby penguin

When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.

Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.

by MOCHammer August 8, 2016