A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

by Shlongs4578 August 12, 2021

by Actuallyyourgrandma October 18, 2023

by Shit Smears August 22, 2019

Guy 1 “ did u catch the football game last night”
Gus “ oh yea it was pretty good”
Guy “ did they scrape in at pilgrims too?”
Gus “ oh yea it was pretty good”
Guy “ did they scrape in at pilgrims too?”
by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

Ben: Woah, it was really good until Chloe and Katie arrived.
Conor: Yeah. They really Pilgrimed the mood.
Conor: Yeah. They really Pilgrimed the mood.
by Bold Ben & Silly Sam March 22, 2023

Guy” did u catch the game yesterday “
Gus “ oh yea it was good”
Guy 2 “ did they teach you how to scrape in at pilgrims
Gus “ oh yea it was good”
Guy 2 “ did they teach you how to scrape in at pilgrims
by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020
