pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Gangs Pet

The weakest member of a group, that gets away with everything because everybody in the group can kick his ass

Kyle: Steve, Devin just called you a faget, kick his ass

Steve: No worries, Devin is the Gangs Pet

by ALEC.21 April 4, 2009

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

moderator's pet

Someone who enjoys complaining that anyone has deviated from the main topic, being holier than thou, even to those posters who are old time regulars that choose to inject some humor that most everyone appreciates and responds to.

"Aiming for moderator’s pet? Lighten up, the group always has something funny to add."

"You're such a threadnag, get a sense of humor. Moderator's Pet."

"How long have you been humorless? If you spent less time trying to be moderator‘s pet, you'd see that his comment is relevant, it just went over your head."

“Being Moderator’s Pet will make you few threadfriends on here. Try again, without the threadnag attitude. “

by Multidisciplinary TKBL December 30, 2008