petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018

Psycho-petitive

A person who is so hyper-competitive to the point of being a borderline psycho. It can toxic trait to have, if it’s uncontrolled and direct at others. Though, it is trait that can help some thrive at certain activities, skills, or professions, especially if it is managed properly. Think of famous artists, politicians, superstar athletes, and celebrities.

Toddy is psycho-petitive at chess to the point that no one will play with him. He’s overly obsessed with winning at all costs, others cannot enjoy the game.

by Lakeriverside78 July 1, 2022

Peachy Petite

A girl with a small, compact frame with a curvy, well defined butt.

"She turned heads at the party with her **Peachy Petite** figure—a small frame, but with curves in all the right places."* 🍑✨

by RoRo Califas May 27, 2024

joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

Petit

An amazing and funny trustworthy friend who you won’t regret meeting. He is also an ideal guy for any girl

Have you seen that guy called Petit? He’s so cool

by someoneiswu January 28, 2023

Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018

pleasantly petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

No you're not short darling you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024