pervous

the nervous feeling you get when there are perverts lurking

you see that guy in the corner with the crustache?
yeah, he's making me a little pervous.

by jesseliz April 3, 2011

Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

perves

An alternate word to use when describing someone as wierd, creepy or a little odd.

"jermaine is well perves"
"why are you being perves today?"

by vickee vanqs. December 13, 2007

peruse

what you're doing to this definition

peruse my definition list and vote thumbs down on all the words on the first page. Or better still, don't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Pernus

A pernus is a mixture of a penis and an anus, it doesn't look very pleasant. It is usually equipped on trans.

Let me see your penis, sorry im trans i only have a pernus

by Truft September 16, 2019

percussion

Usually considered as the people in the band who can't play an instrument or read music. This group is the one that in the definition (band) usually loses their virginity first if they aren't a slob.

Band Kid 1: Who are those people in the back and why are they hitting stuff?
Band Kid 2: The percussion! I just know that without them you suck because you can't stay together with the band.

Band Kid 1: Oh No
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!

by Yomamasmamaishere December 31, 2011

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019