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Who was in paris

Top 5 questions scientists are too afraid to answer
Guy: Who was in Paris
Guy 2: *SWEATING PROFOUNDLY*
by TheSmallestBird February 13, 2023
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I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.
Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure
by I have knowledge I share January 22, 2021
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Small Penis Truck

A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.
Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....
by baratikash August 21, 2011
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Penis Game

Penis Game

A game 2-6 people play where one person says penis, then the next person has to say it louder, then to the point they are screaming “PENIS” at the top of their lungs. If you fail to yell it louder or just refuse to yell it at all, you are eliminated from the game.
Me-“Let’s play the penis game!
Me-“penis”
Person 2-“Penis”
Person 3-“Penis!”
Person 4-“PENIS!”
Person 5-“𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗦!!!”
*awkward staring*
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Lesane Parish Crooks

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
by MYEYESNEVERCRY November 3, 2004
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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
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penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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