Period

When a girl wants to kill herself

"Laura must be on her period. She looks ...:

by Lollipop84 November 28, 2018

Period

Once every month a female has to cut off their small penis. Then it bleeds for a week until it slowly grows back then the cycle continues.

My daughter finally started her period! She was so scared to cut her peen off.

by girlfacts June 21, 2020

period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

by RexGibson January 31, 2004

period

blow job week! misleading. it truly is the best week ever for bros

sweet my my girlfriend is blowing me all week

by not wyatt August 17, 2005

period

making a statement

Teacher talking to a student: your failing because you always on your phone looking for someone to hunch on.

someone back of the class:PERIOD!

by mickey440 May 23, 2019

period

A thing that comes out of your vagina once a month if your not pregnant and that is kind of annoying. also, YES YOU CAN SWIM WITH IT AND SHOWER WITH IT CAUSE IT STOPS IN WATER!!!!!! It gives you cramps and it hurts to pull the tampon out if your a beginer.

Aw man... I got my period! Now I gotta clean my underwear with loads and loads of bleach!

by Katherine AW February 1, 2008

Period

The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.

OR

The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.

Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"

OR

This is a period. This is a new sentence.

Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.

by mike&ikes August 23, 2009