by imgonnaslytherinyourdms January 7, 2021

Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
by Chaonix September 16, 2025

I'm having a shit week at work, might take me a percie and go play golf or see a matinee.
Yo dog, I bought some lotto tickets for the group pool, but I also got a couple percies. If these hit, I ain't sharin' with the group.
Yo dog, I bought some lotto tickets for the group pool, but I also got a couple percies. If these hit, I ain't sharin' with the group.
by Percie Jones July 20, 2023

by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

The Penis Song, by Eric Idle
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
by Marc Country June 5, 2024

One of the funniest girls you'll ever meet. Has a serious sense of fashion and an incredible sense of humor. She lights up every room with her jokes and her smile. She isn't the most popular or well known, but she has an amazing group of friends who love her just how she is. She's creative, outgoing, beautiful, and her personality shines bright.
by hurlhurlhrulryuryru November 29, 2024

The best book series ever! If you didn't like it after reading the whole series(and the spinoffs) i say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE! The movies sucked tho and to those who liked the movies better than the books i also say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE
Person 1: Percy Jackson is so good, I just started reading it and I see why you love it so much
Me: I told you that you should read it, but if you watch the movies, I warned you
Me: I told you that you should read it, but if you watch the movies, I warned you
by Quinni<3 July 13, 2023
