per diem

a naughty daily dose of the nasty.

Pablo is going to get his per diem today from Mia.

by G-0! May 23, 2022

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019

Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by *R* January 10, 2009

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.

Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by Dylan54 January 18, 2008

Booty-per-capita

A unit of measurement describing the relationship between the size of a female's booty and the size of the jeans into which said booty has been fit.

Daaamn, howd she pack all that ass in those jeans?!? her booty-per-capita is off the charts!

Its too bad Girl A always wears loose fitting jeans. She got a donk but like no booty-per-capita.

by TitoCallelle December 5, 2011

miles per gallon

The amount of miles your vehicle can travel with one gallon of gas.

My car gets 24 miles per gallon

by Hannah July 8, 2003