Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

Pave Job

You shit on someones face, and smooth it out with your ass.

That guy just received a pave job.

by Jew Curl Boy May 20, 2009

Pavement

Geek rock band. Huge influence.
See also Stephen Malkmus.

Pavement is so wowee zowee!

by julie October 6, 2003

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Povedan

Students from Saint Pedro Poveda College. Are honest, kind, helpful, smart, and awesome girls. They are A Person For All, Steeped in Prayer and Study, Knowledge and Virtue, Science and Faith. They carry the name of Saint Pedro Poveda who is their founder.

honest Povedan

by innocent_crown 101 November 30, 2010

Chasing Pavements

Refers to a song by Adele in which she ponders the question: should I give up (this relationship where my BF is cheating on me) or should I just keep chasing pavements? (sidewalks. Staying in the relationship even if it leads nowhere). Adele realized how ridiculous it was that all she was doing was chasing pavements in this crappy relationship and used it as a metaphor.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by JayMoolah September 2, 2018