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Get the parson mug.An extreme hangover which is the result of drinking way too much freakin' booze and having "just one more shot!" of Patron XO.
Damn, I have a wicked ass Patron XOver. What the fuck did I do lastnite?
I wish Kelly didn't talk me into those last 5 shots; I wouldn't have this fuckin' Patron XOver. I need 3 advil and a gallon of water.... and please close the shades the sun is blinding.
I wish Kelly didn't talk me into those last 5 shots; I wouldn't have this fuckin' Patron XOver. I need 3 advil and a gallon of water.... and please close the shades the sun is blinding.
by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010
Get the Patron XOver mug.A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"
Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"
Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"
Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
by MEGB11 March 29, 2011
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by Tremaparagon June 3, 2018
Get the Giuliani Partners mug.Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:
Single implies you are looking for a relationship.
Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.
Single implies you are looking for a relationship.
Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.
Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"
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