pathetic simp

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.

friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries

by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020

patheticgay45

very cool but disrespected ducki. very good at bedwars bridge

"You disrespected Ducki. Go in the corner with patheticgay45."

by bed war oscar management January 9, 2021

Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

by MimiWit August 25, 2017

Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.

David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."

by VaporKay September 27, 2023

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...

Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019

pathetiquette

(n.) the pitying manner in which one ought to treat a pathetic person

M: (choking back tears) My girlfriend just broke up with me...
A: Whatever, she wasn't that great. You'll get over it.
M: Dude, where's your pathetiquette? I'm looking for a little sympathy here!

by HAug March 14, 2009

pARGHticipation!

participation: the act or process of participating: to join in, to take part, to involve oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

pARGHticipation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about participation.

"pARGHticipation!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013