paragrapho

Typo for paragraphs

Example: the one that I apqqoi sallal qoiaua sieowp owouwi omti is the impostor that woqoqp. I know that woqoqp eidelwl qoppa aial. I don’t know what to say woqoqowowooq aowosksk akaio.
Sorry, paragrapho.

by mtyuaduauduve3845 January 7, 2021

Pornography

A family friendly movie where you can watch and enjoy with your relatives and family members.

Father: "son wanna go and watch pornography"
Son: "yes dadbut only if Lana Rohades is the main character"

by Pops lary July 8, 2021

paragraph andy

Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.

Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?

by ItstheK May 27, 2022

Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

by Tnutz May 24, 2023

Rural Pornography

Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.

Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.

Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.

by Wazzup Yokel December 13, 2010

pornographist

A person that owns a large collection of pornography.

"My friend owns a large collection of pornography, so we started calling him a pornographist."

by SMB4 October 28, 2015

Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.

The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018