The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.
You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.
by momvswild September 29, 2017
A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.
My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.
by Darkstripe Blueflame November 21, 2015
A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."
(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"
(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"
(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"
by alphabetbook December 22, 2005
some guys that may or may not have produced my life by the traditional human means, i just don't know anymore. at any rate, they are "christians" and we live in the southeastern u.s.a.
by power trip April 20, 2005
"What happend after you showed them your report card"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"
"Man, the parents went postal and I'm on punishment"
by MissDimplz January 24, 2005
the name used for some ones parents that are from another country in turn making them orientals . so there for oriental parents
so the term Parentals came about
so the term Parentals came about
by sleepsta November 23, 2010
you already know the meaning.when you see these idiots in grave you will finally smile and be happy .
by ojgfghh October 12, 2019