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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
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Parasite Paste

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024
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Parasites

Something that I love to talk about but would hate to get
Parasites are kinda cool
by SlimeyCuber June 20, 2021
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Scammers and parasites

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Parasite

A parasite is a thing in which sticks to people and acts like one of them. It is a fake bug and can cause memory changes to adapt to the parasite. Kind of like people.
"The parasite is trying to stick to me"
"Dont you mean Yuka?"
"Exactly thats what a parasite is!!"
by Minehodgid October 29, 2018
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Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Pink Parasite

Parasitic: Blinded, and invasive to an environment can either grow or sustain an ecosystem or cause havoc.
I'm nothing but a pink Parasite in this City.
by cxp1d December 31, 2024
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