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Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!
by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
by Carcallz April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020
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pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!
I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!
by AxonL May 5, 2020
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Pandemic Pal

Similar to Covid Companion, a Pandemic Pal is the person you are self-isolating with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I wish I would have chosen a Pandemic Pal; I am so lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
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Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.
by JAKram May 11, 2020
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Pandemdick

One, A person who wears his or her face mask under his or her nose. Two, a sleazy person who trolls the internet for sexual partners despite the risks of covid-19. Three, a person who shows up on the steps of his or her legislature bearing guns to supposedly protect us all from pandemic.
1. Hey, Pandemdick, fix your mask so that it actually covers your face. 2, Some Pandemdick actually expects me to give him my address for a booty call tonight. 3, The pandemdicks Who felt it necessary to protest the quarantine with flamethrowers and missile launchers.
by Jaycee Hodgepodge May 16, 2020
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