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Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).
Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.
by HoneyDre September 16, 2020
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Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities
“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”
by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020
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pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
by John da dude February 16, 2023
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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 16, 2020
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Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities
Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love
by ElLoko July 21, 2020
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Pandemic Panchope

In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.
Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!
by Hananabear November 27, 2020
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Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.
I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.
by Strobesauce April 11, 2021
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