Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.

Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

by Horst Nordfunk May 4, 2016

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(Mettre des bâtons dans les roues de quelqu'un in French): preventing someone, from achieving their social or educational potential, or hindering their plans all together

The current American public education is meaningless; it's putting sticks in someone's wheels. And guess whose ox is being gored? The American students'.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2017

putin walk

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.

Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk

by 69 batman July 1, 2020

putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

Vladimir Putin

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk

news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin

by @alexacampb //follow me bbg March 4, 2022

Putin's khuilo

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.

"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."

by Honeyko August 10, 2016