Pumpee Patrol

A term for the people who are overly sensitive about farting.

Dude, I farted in class, and out came the Pumpee Patrol.

by peachpatrol June 28, 2016

pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.

Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.

by notazure June 2, 2010

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011

Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

Pumped & Confused

Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...

"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".

by kshan December 14, 2008