by candilin detroit October 20, 2008
Get the pretendica mug.An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.
Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"
by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011
Get the Preteen Hoedown mug.An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
by J. Walt December 12, 2008
Get the pretard mug.A beautiful girl with decent smile .she is confident and lovely person. She don't want to bored. Her perfect partner name would start with alphabet D (dev).
She is funny energetic.
She is funny energetic.
by Crigna June 1, 2019
Get the Pratyusha mug.Describes a type of person, someone you could end up dating or in a friendship with. The type of person that SEEMS really outgoing, independant, confident, and all that sort of stuff at first, but as a few months go by you realize that they are a life-sucking, clingy, insecure shell of a human being that defines their entire worth through whoever they are with at the moment. I loathe to think I will ever meet another pretendependant woman EVAR.
Neal: Hey man, are you still seeing that chick Gloria?
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!
by fulltrucker November 22, 2006
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Get the Petyak tits mug.pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.
shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.
by toastedstuff October 20, 2010
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