Pre-prepared

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.

"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."

by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012

pre-chup

The watery substance in a settled catsup/ketchup bottle. Similar to pre-cum, hence pre-chup.

Damn, I have pre-chup on my hot dog again. Next time I have to shake the catsup bottle.

by Scott Root October 27, 2006

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011

pre-drink

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.

Are you going to Paddy Connolly's tonite? Yea but we are going to pre-drink at Dave's.

Before Johnny went to the dance he pre-drank a mickey at Paul's house.

by Dougan Hagen December 24, 2008

pre-calculus

A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.

Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.

by Urban Dictionary August 16, 2012

Pre-funk

Pre-Funk: (noun): an informal social gathering that takes place prior to the official ceremony, or social gathering, usually involving intoxicating activities and generally resulting in pre-function inebriation.

After pre-funkin at the pad with my peeps, we poured one to the curb for our fallen homies and headed to the party.

by Izer October 21, 2003

Pre-vintage

Something that is no longer in style but is not yet cool enough to be vintage

That ed hardy shirt is so pre-vintage.

by R2014 October 22, 2014