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pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
by richard piper June 29, 2004
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pork sword

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.
'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'
by Gump January 25, 2005
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pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.
Man I really have the pork sweats.
by hello123!@# December 27, 2009
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Pork Sword

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid
Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?
by BJN November 28, 2010
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Pork Chop

This is a colloquial phrase in Australia to "carry on like a pork chop", maning that someone is behaving in a silly or stupid way.

This expression is a truncated version of the longer and more widespread phrase be like a pork chop in a synagogue; this has been around since the 1950s. Since pork is forbidden food for Jewish people, to describe something as being like a pork chop in a synagogue means that it is highly inappropriate, embarrassingly out of place, and quite unwelcome. The Australian expression carry on like a pork chop has now shifted the focus from inappropriateness to foolishness. (Often happens with truncated expressions — they kind of go their merry way!)
"Mate, calm down, you're carrying on like a pork chop".
by rynoplastered December 23, 2010
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pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis
I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
by LABS December 18, 2005
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pork sword warroir

A pork sword warrior is a male who picks up women for sexual activities regularly

guy who is always chasing women is a pork sword warrior
Example should include the word "pork sword warroir“ A pork sword warrior is a guy picks up and has sex with heaps of women" That guy is always fucking heaps of bitches man he's a “pork sword warrior”
by auzzieboi78 July 26, 2010
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