Poontang 

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

Poontang by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

Poontang 

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

Poontang by frankenpimp May 18, 2004

poontang 

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler

poontang by mr varner May 3, 2004

poonaner 

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.

Candice, Scott is a poonaner.

poonaner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

poontang 

basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

poontang by Jd secrete April 15, 2009

poontang 

to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang!

it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =

this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom

tom got pooned ALOT !!!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged !

POONTANG!

poontang by chris, R February 18, 2008

Poonanners 

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

Poonanners by pwnanners October 1, 2011